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The lump of meat inside your head, aka - the brain

Learn to use that Lump of Meat Inside your Head

Dear minions, Everyone seems to have this useless lump of meat inside their head. They carry it around everywhere they go. ... and worst of all, the lump of meat is a freeloader. It asks for stuff all the time. It wants videos, gossip, and news updates. It wants food, alcohol, and sex. It demands constant stimulation, after-all it's just a lump of meat, what else … [Read More...]

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Sheep Traffic Jam in the Snow

Holy Shit it’s Snowing

Dear minions, Let's skip the small talk and get straight to the point... HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING! I could have built an evil headquarters inside a volcano like Dr. Evil, I bet that would have been nice... Or I could have built a fort in the jungle with a pit of … [Read More...]

Lots of friend requests for wonder bra

The Thing I Hate Most About Facebook…

Dear minions, By now you've probably noticed Facebook is hellbent on achieving world domination. Hey man, as the worlds most notorious supervillain I can respect that... ... But The thing is... There's this one VERY BIG and extremely annoying problem... And yes, it's … [Read More...]

Very happy cat ate some pills

How to Make Lolcats – Step by Step Guide

Dear minions, Today, I'm going to teach you how to make lolcats. In order to conquer the world, you need the ability to communicate with the primitive lifeforms you're hoping to enslave. Unfortunately earthlings have devolved to the point where lolcats have become the … [Read More...]

640px-Confucius_Sculpture,_Nanjing

27 Confucius Say Quotes that are Actually Funny

Dear minions, The following is the ultimate top 27 list of Confucius say quotes. ... there are thousands of Confucius say quotes out there, but most suck. I've removed all the stupid ones and 93% of the sexist ones. Even all the ones about farts. What's left is the … [Read More...]

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