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How to Make Lolcats – Step by Step Guide

Dear minions, Today, I'm going to teach you how to make lolcats. In order to conquer the world, you need the ability to communicate with the primitive lifeforms you're hoping to enslave. Unfortunately earthlings have devolved to the point where lolcats have become the preferred method for information distribution. If you want to conquer Earth, you need to master the … [Read More...]

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27 Confucius Say Quotes that are Actually Funny

Dear minions, The following is the ultimate top 27 list of Confucius say quotes. ... there are thousands of Confucius say quotes out there, but most suck. I've removed all the stupid ones and 93% of the sexist ones. Even all the ones about farts. What's left is the … [Read More...]

Depressed shark is crying but the water hides his tears.

Everything is Amazing and Nobody is Happy

Dear minions, It turns out none of you are happy despite being part of the most technologically advanced civilization to ever wander the face of Earth... ... 1 out of 8 people suffer from depression in North America because depression has become an acceptable excuse for … [Read More...]

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How the Rhombus is Destroying the Porn Industry

Dear minions, I hate the rhombus. Seriously. You just have to look at a rhombus to know it's a terrible shape. It's kind of like a square, but wtf, it's always crooked. And worst of all... ... the rhombus is destroying the porn industry. Err... How is the … [Read More...]

It's your time for greatness, be not afraid.

It’s Your Time for Greatness

Dear minions, It's YOUR time for greatness. It's YOUR moment to walk into the spotlight. It's YOUR opportunity to have everything you ever wanted. ... And all YOU have to do is join the World Domination Newsletter. Get the FREE World Domination … [Read More...]

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