Dear minions,
You’ll be happy to hear the search for the elusive Higgs boson (i.e. God particle) continues at the 27-kilometer long underground Large Hadron Collider (LHC) near Geneva. This means you still have a chance to conquer the higgs field and control all the mass of the universe.
Or do you…?
Recent reports suggest the higgs boson has already been found in a woman’s bosom. Details below.
Dear minions,
Canada is under attack!
If you want to be a Canadian overlord why not take advantage of the situation… Keep reading to find out more.
Dear minions,
If you hope to achieve world domination, you need a sound business strategy… World domination is a never-ending game of chess. If your plan has a flaw, you’re going to lose.
Dominos, which plans to sell pizza on the moon, will never enslave humanity to an eternal diet of pizza.
The plan for a Dominos pizza moon base is flawed…
A well concocted treasure map...
Dear minions,
If you wish to rule an empire as an evil overlord, it’s important you send your rivals on the occasional wild goose chase. Allowing your enemies to “stumble upon” a well crafted treasure map is an ideal way to waste their time and resources.
Materials Needed:
Once you’re ready, use the following 5 simple steps to creating a well concocted treasure map…
U.S. President Barack Obama speaks in a rare prime-time address to the nation on July 25, 2011 from the East Room of the White House in Washington, DC, as polarized lawmakers failed to rally behind a plan to avert a disastrous debt default perhaps just one week away.
Following is the full text of U.S. President Barack Obama’s Monday evening address on the debt ceiling impasse in Washington: