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Lego Porn

How the Rhombus is Destroying the Porn Industry

Dear minions, I hate the rhombus. Seriously. You just have to look at a rhombus to know it's a terrible shape. It's kind of like a square, but wtf, it's always crooked. And worst of all... ... the rhombus is destroying the porn industry. Err... How is the … [Read More...]

It's your time for greatness, be not afraid.

It’s Your Time for Greatness

Dear minions, It's YOUR time for greatness. It's YOUR moment to walk into the spotlight. It's YOUR opportunity to have everything you ever wanted. ... And all YOU have to do is join the World Domination Newsletter. Get the FREE World Domination … [Read More...]

Goodlife Fitness Water Bottle

Not Safe to Drink from GoodLife Fitness Water Bottle

Dear GoodLife, I recently acquired one of your red GoodLife Fitness water bottles. I was eager to quench my thirst at my next workout when I discovered to my dismay it was impossible to use this bottle securely. I've attached pictures demonstrating the problem... Here is a … [Read More...]

HostGator, the Smooth Criminal

HostGator Coupon Code for Super Villains and Overlords

Dear minions, As you know, I'm the most notorious super villain of the internet. ... I'm also a self-proclaimed evil overlord. The point is, I've found a way to make less than one-hundred billion dollars in thirty days or more by operating an evil website about world … [Read More...]

Treasure Map

How to make a Treasure Map like an Evil Overlord

Dear minions, If you wish to rule an empire as an evil overlord, it's important you send your rivals on the occasional wild goose chase. Allowing your enemies to "stumble upon" a well crafted treasure map is an ideal way to waste their time and resources. Materials … [Read More...]