You’ll be happy to hear the search for the elusive Higgs boson (i.e. God particle) continues at the 27-kilometer long underground Large Hadron Collider (LHC) near Geneva. This means you still have a chance to conquer the higgs field and control all the mass of the universe.
Or do you…?
Recent reports suggest the higgs boson has already been found in a woman’s bosom. Details below.