Dear minions,
Canada is under attack!
If you want to be a Canadian overlord why not take advantage of the situation… Keep reading to find out more.
How to Occupy Canada like an Evil Overlord
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How to Sell Pizza on the Moon like an Evil Overlord
Dear minions,
If you hope to achieve world domination, you need a sound business strategy… World domination is a never-ending game of chess. If your plan has a flaw, you’re going to lose.
Dominos, which plans to sell pizza on the moon, will never enslave humanity to an eternal diet of pizza.
The plan for a Dominos pizza moon base is flawed…
How to make a Treasure Map like an Evil Overlord
A well concocted treasure map...
Dear minions,
If you wish to rule an empire as an evil overlord, it’s important you send your rivals on the occasional wild goose chase. Allowing your enemies to “stumble upon” a well crafted treasure map is an ideal way to waste their time and resources.
Materials Needed:
- paper
- pen
- used tea bag (I’ve had success with earl grey. I do not recommend green tea or red berry…
- paper towel
- cooking oil
Once you’re ready, use the following 5 simple steps to creating a well concocted treasure map…