I love reading. I think books are actually one of the best thought-out uses for stacked together pieces of paper.
… but the thing is, if you read all the time you’ll notice buying tons of books costs a fortune!
If you’re a book addict, I can save you from bankruptcy!
I’ve got the cure. I’ve got the remedy. Hey man, keep reading, I’ve got what you need.
How to Save Money on Books by Buying One More Book
If you want to save money on books, all you have to do is buy one more book.
… the ultimate book.
A book so great you’ll never need any other book.
… because once you buy this book, you’ll keep reading it over and over again.
In fact, this book is so good… it was expanded into a trilogy… and then expanded again into a trilogy of five!
… and then it was compressed… compressed into something not entirely unlike one book… one ultimate book!
Hey man, buy it now or I will.
Hmmm… Can I think about it?
Listen, I don’t think I need to explain how great a deal this, but for the sake of being able to say “I told you so”, let me just explain how great a deal this is.
If you buy this ONE book, you’re not getting ONE book, you’re getting FIVE books.
Not only that, this book has “Ultimate” right there in the title, so you know you’re getting some sort of upgraded version of the thing.
Yes, you can always buy the FIVE books individually, but then you’ll be plagued with a lifetime of diligently ensuring they remain in correct chronological sequence on your bookshelf. Save yourself the burden with The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy; it keeps the books sorted for you!
Look, this is the best version of the best book ever written. You don’t have to believe me, check out the thousands of 5 star reviews on Amazon.
There’s nothing to think about, you don’t even need a brain to decide. Buy it now, it’s a no-brainer!
Can I get a DEMO to try before I buy?
For those of you wondering what sort of mess you’re getting yourself into, read this other stuff I’ve written about the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for a quick preview:
- Funniest Quotes by Marvin from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
- More Quotes from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
- Not Really Marvin the Manically Depressed Robot Talks about World Domination
Even if you already own it, buy it again because then you’ll have a backup and backups are great because they come with a sense of security your original can never provide.
In fact, you should buy FIVE copies of the Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy because let me tell you, this will transform you into the ultimate hoopy frood.
First of all, just imagine how amazing it will be when your friends notice the absurdity of you having FIVE side-by-side copies of the all-in-one trilogy-in-five sitting on your bookshelf!
… if you’ve ever read the story, you know the logic within the absurdity is the key to the masterpiece!
You can explain that even though you own the all-in-one version, you wanted to truly enjoy the original experience of reading each story separately.
For full effect, consider using some sort of label maker to identify each of your FIVE all-in-one books as only ONE of the stories and then spend a lifetime diligently ensuring they remain in correct chronological sequence on your bookshelf!
OK, enough dilly-dallying. It’s time to learn about the #42. It’s time to learn about the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Here’s a link to Amazon…