As you know, I’m the most notorious super villain of the internet.
… I’m also a self-proclaimed evil overlord.
The point is, I’ve found a way to make less than one-hundred billion dollars in thirty days or more by operating an evil website about world domination!
… I teach minions like you how to conquer the world. I help you suck less. I’m so cool I make testicles shrink.
All of this is possible because I host my website with HostGator. These gators keep my blog up and running so I can focus on inflicting wrath upon the world.
That’s nice, just give me the damn HostGator Coupon Code!
I’ve got plenty of coupon codes for HostGator because I’m a HostGator affiliate. If the coupon code above is expired, try one of these:
If none of these codes work, send me an email and I’ll hook you up with a new one. I might be evil, but I’m not a bad guy…
Why Should I use HostGator?
There’s no alternative to HostGator hosting unless you prefer paying more money for a worse option.
If my website goes down, all my plans for world domination are foiled… My entire sticky web of evil runs out of this website, any downtime means I’m losing money… I hate losing money, so I trust HostGator with my empire.
… listen, if you’re trying to conquer the world, it only makes sense to have gators in your moat.
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HostGator is a Smooth Criminal!
Every castle needs a moat filled with gators!
… my empire is fast, secure and at your finger-tips because HostGator gets the job done.
I hate paying some bills… but not HostGator! HostGator is an investment in a reliable platform to communicate with my minions.
HostGator takes my money and all I can do is smile ridiculously because I know I will conquer the world. MWAHAHA!
… now that’s a smooth criminal.
Super Villains and overlords should always form alliances with the smoothest criminals.
It’s time you put this smooth criminal to work for you.