It has to stop now.
Seriously, you’re confusing a lot of people.
Derp, derp, derp.
Derp is a crappy word.
People who don’t know the meaning of derp assume you’re a Satan worshiper. It’s what people do when they don’t understand something.
Derp… it has to stop.
Stick to the basics.
The next time you feel the need to write “derp”, consider instead one of the following alternatives:
You see, it’s clear. The use of poo has a longstanding history for these sorts of things.
You can even use poo to look more sophisticated by using one of the following options:
- fecal matter
- feculence (not to be confused with succulence)
In fact poo can be a very creative form of expression, as per the following examples:
- cow pies
- meadow muffins
- frazzle plop
- weary drizzle
- inside information
There is absolutely no need for derp.
Crap, shit, shitty… I mean, if you need to be a hipster, just take any of these well understood uses of excrement, and add-on whatever you like to make your usage unique.
Crapsticks, shitterbugs, whatever.
Just stop using derp.
For the sake of humanity I beg you, no more derp.