How Men Without Underwear Cause Soaring Beer Prices

Dear minions,

You know what really makes me want to throw-back a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? Drunk Scottish men lifting their kilts to strangers in Poland. Not because they horrify Polish residents who feel such behaviour is inappropriate or because they risk getting frostbite on their genitals when they inevitably pass-out in a gutter. I’m not even upset that this could potentially lead Poland to ban “men-in-skirts” or at least make the wearing of underwear obligatory. Nope, I just don’t see the downside to that stuff. What bothers me is how this will impact the price of alcoholic beverages in Poland…

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