It turns out none of you are happy despite being part of the most technologically advanced civilization to ever wander the face of Earth…
… 1 out of 8 people suffer from depression in North America because depression has become an acceptable excuse for being lazy and useless.
The real problem is life has gotten too easy…
You’re depressed because you sit around doing nothing.
Most of you CHOOSE TO BE fleshy blobs of laziness.
Don’t fool yourself, laziness is a choice. At any point you could decide to do something productive, but you don’t…
… This despite living in times when hardships are the lowest in history.
… This despite living in times when all the knowledge of the world is available at your fingertips and getting things done has never been easier.
You have been spoiled your entire lives so that now you’re mostly useless, self-centered, cranky little whiners.
… But don’t worry, I’m happy you suck!
I can conquer the world because you suck so badly there’s no competition.
Seriously, there’s no competition.
All I have to do is write blog posts insulting you and I can make a fortune.
Louis C.K got rich just by talking about how much you guys suck. And you loved it. You thought it was funny because you could relate. You threw money at him so he could tell you how ridiculous you are. Check it out:
People don’t care that they’re RIDICULOUS…
I thought the Louis C.K video was funny too because I can relate to this business model…
Just tell people they suck, and watch how much they enjoy it and laugh and pay you money to keep it coming because that’s the best way they can think of to avoid facing reality and doing anything about it.
If you want to be rich and famous the trick is really simple. All you have to do is SOMETHING, and you’re suddenly ahead of 90% of the world because everybody else is unhappy and doing nothing.
Instead of vegging in-front of a TV or mindlessly browsing the internet, Louis C.K decided to work really hard and write his own material. Now he’s rich.
I haven’t made one-hundred billion dollars yet, but I will before you because I’ve learned to use the lump of meat inside my head.
… but if you really want to conquer YOUR world, signup for my newsletter because I can help.
You’re SURROUNDED by lazy people that will NEVER accomplish anything.
If you want to be rich, become a producer.
The consumers outnumber the producers 1000 to 1.
… It’s simple math.
Even the worst producers – the ones with the shittiest products, the most incompetent services, or the worst haircuts – will be more successful than any consumer.
There’s no competition because everyone is in a constant state of, ‘I MUST HAVE, OMG LOOK AT THIS NEW COOL THING, AHHH WORKING IS HARD AND BORING, SLACKING IS EASY’ consumerism.
Do something. Do it consistently. Profit.
… or don’t.
In fact, the next time you decide it’s time to make a change, forget about it.
Don’t do it.
I appreciate your ineptitude because I don’t need the extra competition.
If everybody can just stay lazy, depressed and cranky, all I have to do is a little bit of work and I’ll become vastly, immensely, enormously, disgustingly rich.
Thanks suckers, I know I can count on you to keep doing nothing!