I’ll just leave my cow here…

Dear minions,

An evil overlord must always endeavor to just leave a cow anywhere. Imagine the talk at the water cooler…

Cow parked in bike rack

olivermihoff – Perhaps its a police steak out to prevent bike theft…

Chrisattsu – I herd that too..

Donkenoji – This is ledge-end-dairy.

Methadose – At first I thought your pun was childish but then I realized it was bovine.

eviljolly – Please, don’t udder another word.

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Why the Ban on Feeding Cows Cannabis is Cruel


You know what really makes me want to plunge? Switzerland’s Agriculture Ministry. Not because I’m a carnivore and think eating helpless vegetables is cruel or because I think they should stick to making chocolate. Nope, thats all fine and dandy! The problem is when they decide to place a ban on feeding cows cannabis

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