Questioning my sanity is the only thing keeping me insane!
… insanity is very important for the business of world domination.
The world is full of people trying very hard to be sane. It’s ridiculous!
If you want to set yourself apart from the herd, the best way is to be completely and utterly insane.
… think about it, all the people you find interesting are crazy.
It takes practice, but with dedication and a solid work ethic you can be insane too.
Give it a try, just go nuts!
Ahh! So insanity is the secret to World Domination?
… insanity helps you stand out from the crowd!
It’s important to be unique, to take an angle that cannot be accurately protracted.
… but insanity is not enough to conquer the world.
You need to become an Authority. You need to be the Go-to Person. The Expert!
When people think about World Domination, they immediately think about Deceth because, if you read a little bit about me, you’ll see that – yes I’m crazy – but I’m also utterly and insanely brilliant! A sort of mastermind if you will…
The point is…
… once you’re an authority, people pay attention!
… you’re finally in position to conquer the world!
With great power comes great responsibility.
Ahh! There’s always a catch…
… you need to work.
Like a lot. If you want to be the Authority on things like the worlds Best Smelling Screen Protectors, you’re going to have to smell a lot of screen protectors – you can’t just make shit up and wing-it.
… you need to build trust.
That means solving problems and being helpful. Look, I want to conquer the world and make one-hundred billion dollars, but I still take the time to write weekly articles for my minions teaching them about World Domination.
… you need to be consistent.
Sorry, no breaks. Ever. That’s why every Monday at 7:01 AM I have a new blog post about World Domination. My minions know Monday is the worst day of the week and they can always count on me to be there making things worse.
… you need to be unique.
Be yourself and just go nuts! Don’t be afraid to rant, or scheme, or to share controversial opinions. You can’t make everybody happy. There’s so many people in the world, it doesn’t matter. Find your niche and own it.
Great! Next step, World Domination?
Do a lot of work, consistently helping people, and if you’re not totally boring, you’ll conquer your niche and become an Authority!
Be interesting. Solve problems. Repeat.
That’s how you become an Authority.
That’s how you conquer the world.
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