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I’ll help you hit rock bottom so fast you can skip all that nonsense about being depressed and start moving up in the world instead.
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You’re useless and I want to rub it in.
You’re awful and I’m not going to lie and pretend like you have some sort of hidden potential.
You’re terrible and I’m going to convince you to embrace this characteristic, because really it’s the only consistent thing you’ve got going for you.
… I know, I know, it’s a horrible idea.
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Hey man, some websites will try and convince you that you can do anything you set your mind to…
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This all sounds very nice and friendly but…
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This is an absolutely incredible deal because FREE costs a lot less than $19.99/month and also the truth is far more effective than some ego-stroking participation trophy that doesn’t teach you about BEING A LOSER.
I make sure my minions recognize their incompetence every Monday @ 7:01 AM, because then they know exactly what needs to improve so they can conquer the world.
Until you realize you suck, the reality is…
Seriously, making your dreams a reality requires all sorts of skills and talents. It requires hard work and dedication. It requires practice, hours of effort, training and hard work.
That’s not who you are.
You’re lazy. You have no plans. No goals. No objectives.
You suck and you don’t have what it takes.
… and that’s ok.
If you’re honest with yourself you’ll turn things around a lot quicker.
You need to understand how terrible you are.
That without a plan nothing is going to change.
That nobody is going to do the work for you.
… Don’t listen to lies about how you can achieve anything.
… Don’t think you’re better than others.
Admit your weaknesses and make plans to deal with them.
Assume you’re the worst and work harder than everybody else.
You’ll never do anything until you do something.
So do something right now.
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