Dear minions,
Today I’ve begun assembling an army of translucent jelly blobs. As you can imagine, these are no ordinary jelly blobs, unless of course jelly blobs are ordinarily translucent…
Archives for January 2014
FREE 2014 Calendar of Destruction!
Dear minions,
I’ve decided to give away the 2014 Calendar of Destruction absolutely FREE!
… but there’s one catch.
To get your FREE copy of the Calendar of Destruction, you need to join the World Domination Newsletter!
… this isn’t really a catch, this is great news! We’ll get to chat by email! Think about it, together, we can conquer the world!
mwahaha!
How is this possible, it sounds too good to be true?!
… ok, there’s also another catch.
Your FREE copy of the Calendar of Destruction will be a digital copy.
… this isn’t really a catch either because you can print the Calendar of Destruction at work or sneak into your friends house and print it there! Listen, digital is all the rage man, I’m helping you get hip.
Join the World Domination Newsletter to get your FREE calendar right now!
mwahaha!
Hey, what is this Calendar of Destruction anyways?!
The Calendar of Destruction is a calendar featuring horrific images of the obliteration of all lifeforms!
… each month features an increasingly terrible and slightly more probable way you are likely to die and perish.
Hey man, it’s not so bad. The best way to conquer the world is to prepare for doomsday like an evil overlord!
Get your FREE Calendar of Destruction today. Experience the horror all year long!
What if I’ve already joined the World Domination Newsletter?!
Listen, when you get the World Domination Newsletter, you can hit reply anytime to send me an email.
Hit reply and beg me to send you a FREE copy of the Calendar of Destruction! It’s that simple!
Can I still buy a printed copy?!
Of course!
If you want your Calendar of Destruction to be professionally printed, smooth and glossy, you can always Buy the 2014 Calendar of Destruction Here.
It’s $19.99 and ships within 3-5 days!