Dear minions,
When someone plants potatoes on my lawn I get upset. It’s not that I dislike potatoes – in fact I find them quite tasty and aesthetically pleasing…
The problem is WTF?!
Don’t mess with an evil overlords lawn if you know what’s good for you.
When it comes to my lawn, I have one very simple rule: My lawn should not contain potatoes, reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.
If you plant potatoes on my lawn, there will be consequences. I will retaliate. Don’t think that because I’m an evil overlord I don’t have access to my own arsenal of vegetables.
You will pay.