… but listen, I’m not a bad guy.
Conquering the world just happens to be my specialty. I’m an expert!
… some might dare say I’m a genius or that I’m utterly and insanely brilliant.
But honestly, it’s just that the world is filled with idiots. Anyone with half-a-brain can conquer the world if they really want to.
… that’s why I believe in you!
In fact, that’s what deceth.com is all about… Recruiting a bunch of minions and teaching them everything I know about world domination!
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Hey minions, lets chill!
Don’t get any weird ideas, but here’s a few ways we can connect.
- /r/WorldDomination on Reddit
- Err, I’ve got a Facebook Fan Page, not that I have any fans…
- I rarely use Twitter, but if you’re a dedicated stalker, go for it!
I’m always looking to recruit new minions, but any sort of riff-raff or self-proclaimed overlords are always welcome to hangout as well!
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