Dear minions,
You’ll be happy to hear the search for the elusive Higgs boson (i.e. the God particle) continues at the 27-kilometer long underground Large Hadron Collider (LHC) near Geneva.
This means you still have a chance to find it first, conquer the higgs field, and control all mass in the universe…
Or do you…?
Recent reports suggest the higgs boson has already been found in a woman’s bosom.
What is the Higgs boson?
According to the Standard Model, the Higgs boson is the particle that gives mass to all other particles.
The Higgs boson is the only Standard Model particle that has not been observed.
It’s elusive…
Why do scientists think they can find the Higgs boson in an underground tunnel?
The large hadron collider allows scientists to smash molecules into each other at near the speed of light.
By smashing particles into each other, scientists can create mysterious particles that are impossible to observe any other way.
Scientists hope to find evidence of the elusive Higgs boson in the debris.
Has the higgs boson really been found in a woman’s bosom?
There is an alternate theory.
According to Quantum Tantrics, the Higgs boson is a woman’s bosom.
The theory evolved out of a simple scientific observation: Men exposed to a woman’s bosom often exclaim “oh my god!
Is it that simple?
Are men witnessing the god particle?
Further evidence that the higgs boson is a woman’s bosom
There’s a lot more to the theory.
Exposure to a woman’s bosom can lead to hard collisions, reproducing something similar to the LHC experiment.
When male and female human bodies are collided together, particles accelerated into a woman’s tunnel can lead to the creation of new mysterious particles with mass sometimes called life-forms.
A woman’s bosom creates mass.
There’s even the gravitational pull women exert on men to consider, or the mass suddenly gained by male organs when exposed to a woman’s bosom.
A woman’s bosom is quite clearly the higgs boson.
The facts erected here don’t lie, women have the power to control all mass in the universe.
If you have doubts, feel free to reproduce these conclusions experimentally, this is solid science. Rock hard.
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