Dear minions,
Leaving a cow in weird places is a smart tactical move.
It causes confusion.
It’s a good distraction.
Here’s what minions are saying…
olivermihoff – Perhaps its a police steak out to prevent bike theft…
Chrisattsu – I herd that too..
Donkenoji – This is ledge-end-dairy.
Methadose – At first I thought your pun was childish but then I realized it was bovine.
eviljolly – Please, don’t udder another word.
Uncoolio – He’s going to milk it as long as he can.
verybadsheep – He’d butter not!
Crisender111 – Moo aside. Let me go first.
fortyfour44 – Somebody’s got a real beef with that bike rack.
DifficultyWithPuns – Holy Cow!
rrs118 – That’s not a cow it’s a calf. A bovine is not considered a cow unless it is a female and able to reproduce.
Always employ a cow.
If you’re a hero invading my secret lair, but you need to pee because it was a long trip across the haunted forest, I think if you walk into the washroom and see a cow at a urinal, well that sort of thing is bound to throw you off your game…
Mwahaha!
A cow is an investment that will buy you time.
You know how pesky heroes always manage to hit the abort button with like 3 seconds or less left on the countdown…
They’re such procrastinators, all you need to do is buy a few seconds.
A cow can make all the difference.
Even Batman would pause to look at a cow.
Where is the best place to deploy a cow?
Put a cow anywhere.
In an elevator, in a hat.
You can even leave it on the doormat.
You can put a cow here, you can put a cow there.
You can put a cow anywhere.
Also, a cow has feet so it don’t matter it won’t stay where you put it. It helps to have several cows statistically speaking.
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