Dear minions,
If you’re using the word derp you must cease and desist immediately.
It has to stop now.
Seriously, you’re confusing a lot of people.
Derp, derp, derp.
Derp is a crappy word.
People who don’t know the meaning of derp assume you’re a Satan worshiper. It’s what people do when they don’t understand something.
Derp… it has to stop.
Stick to the basics.
Derp is an expression associated with stupidity – it’s a word uttered when one screws up.
The next time you feel the need to write “derp”, consider instead one of the following alternatives:
- shit
- crap
- turd
- feces
- poop
- dung
- stool
- crud
- #2
You see, it’s clear. The use of poo has a longstanding history for these sorts of things.
You can even use poo to look more sophisticated by using one of the following options:
- secretion
- discharge
- fecal matter
- defilement
- defecation
- excretion
- feculence (not to be confused with succulence)
In fact poo can be a very creative form of expression, as per the following examples:
- cow pies
- meadow muffins
- frazzle plop
- weary drizzle
- inside information
There is absolutely no need for derp.
Crap, shit, shitty… I mean, if you need to be a hipster, just take any of these well understood uses of excrement, and add-on whatever you like to make your usage unique.
Crapsticks, shitterbugs, whatever.
Just stop using derp.
For the sake of humanity I beg you, no more derp.
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