This kitten has a sword but you cant see it in the picture
Dear minions,

The recipe for a successful career as an evil overlord is really quite simple. In fact, the knowledge in this post is so powerful and revolutionary, I can’t believe I even dare to share it…

… Simply aww the audience, then profit as a consequence!

Keep reading to learn all the evil details.

What?

What I said was aww the audience.

Yes, I know what you said, but how?

How I said it?

No, how you meant it.

I meant it as I said it.

… so aww the audience?

Yes. Using pics of course.

Of course…

Of course!

Any suggestions?

Of course I have suggestions.

Perhaps you could suggest them?

Of course.

… forget it, just start with the consequence.

By definition, a consequence is a result of an action or condition. So you must start with the result.

The result?

Yes, the result.

But, what is the result?

Aww the audience.

What? No, to profit I mean, that should be the result.

Of which consequence?

WHAT?!

Sad puppy needs somebody to love him

Awww….

There you have it. That is how you conquer the world simply using aww pics!


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