Dear minions,
This website may have come into contact with nuts.
If for some reason while reading one of my articles you find yourself suddenly offended or outraged, do NOT waste time sending me an angry email letter…
… you may actually be experiencing an anaphylactic reaction to nuts!
Just because I’m nuts, doesn’t mean I can help if you have a problem with nuts.
In fact, you should seek medical help immediately if my nuts are giving you a rash.
Tell your doctor you’re having an allergic reaction to a website and request a thorough cavity search because that’s where the website’s support department told you to shove it and so that’s where you expect the problem to be.
… don’t let your doctor talk you out of it!
Nuts can cause serious aggravation and you shouldn’t have to worry about cavities too.
If however you enjoy nuts, why not grab a handful and join the World Domination Newsletter.
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