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Continue reading →: Contagion of Mass Extinction
Dear minions, Germs, bacteria, viruses… All these miniature things are designed to destroy us. In fact, they’ve been trying quite successfully for thousands of years… Open a history book, you’ll notice these contagions tend to wipe out a significant portion of humanity from time to time. Plagues, black death, disease,…
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Continue reading →: Algal Bloom of Death
Dear minions, It would suck if all the water in the world turned green. … but it’s only a matter of time. Maybe months. … maybe years. The algae is coming to kill us. Every time humans dump waste into the worlds water supply there is another opportunity for algae…
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Continue reading →: Asteroid Impact of DoomDear minions, Asteroids and comets are pretty cool until they slam into your face. The 2014 Calendar of Destruction includes a horrific image of an asteroid getting ready to splatter humanity into tiny pieces of irreparable goop! … Don’t miss out on all the chaos! Buy the Calendar of Destruction…
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Continue reading →: Supervolcano of Destruction
Dear minions, If a supervolcano decides to erupt today, we’re pretty screwed… I mean, you don’t just go around calling any old volcano a supervolano, it takes a certain capability for mass destruction to get the upgrade. The 2014 Calendar of Destruction begins it’s twelve month series with a horrific…
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Continue reading →: How to Prepare for Doomsday like an Evil OverlordDear minions, An overlord must always be prepared for doomsday. Unless Earth implodes or another universe collides into our bubble of an existence, we’re probably not going to be entirely wiped out, no matter what the apocalypse. … the “end-of-the-world” is an excellent business opportunity to make one-hundred billion dollars!…
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Continue reading →: More Quotes from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. … but don’t panic. You see, somewhere in the middle, a group of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings demanded the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life,…
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Continue reading →: Funniest Quotes by Marvin from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Dear minions, Marvin is without a doubt the most famous character from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. Marvin was originally built as a failed prototype of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation’s Genuine People Personalities technology. In a nutshell, Marvin is afflicted with severe depression and boredom,…
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Continue reading →: Not Really Marvin the Manically Depressed Robot Talks about World Domination. Sort of.Dear minions, As you may have heard, I recently captured Not Really Marvin from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and for 5$, you can interrogate him. Now, I know some of you want proof that this is Not Really Marvin. I get it. You don’t want to talk to…
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Continue reading →: Plan to Conquer Reddit. Or at least Steal the Alien…Dear minions, It’s true, I plan to conquer the long fabled reddit hive-mind. This is a bold plan that will catapult my supervillain status far beyond my wildest expectations. But mostly, I just want to steal the reddit alien. I am obsessed with his wide array of varying attire and…
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Continue reading →: I’ll just leave my cow here…Dear minions, Leaving a cow in weird places is a smart tactical move. It causes confusion. It’s a good distraction. Here’s what minions are saying… olivermihoff – Perhaps its a police steak out to prevent bike theft… Chrisattsu – I herd that too.. Donkenoji – This is ledge-end-dairy. Methadose –…
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