Dear minions,
Listen, we can have a whole debate about chickens and eggs.
… like, of course the first chicken had to come out of an egg so obviously the egg came first.
But, then everybody gets bent out of shape because who laid that egg? Wasn’t it a chicken?
Unless…
… some dude, who wasn’t a chicken and who wasn’t a dude, laid an egg – and by some freak genetic mutation – out popped a chicken.
But, then everybody still gets bent out of shape because who laid that freak-containing egg? Are you sure it wasn’t a chicken?
… this sort of thing can go on for quite a while until eventually some very smart and sophisticated person gets a little frustrated and starts shouting stuff like,
“LISTEN YOU IDIOTS DINOSAURS LAID EGGS MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE CHICKENS EVEN EXISTED SO THERE’S NO DOUBT THE EGG CAME BEFORE THE CHICKEN.
But, then everybody gets bent out of shape because who laid that first dinosaur egg? Are you sure it wasn’t a chicken?
The moral of the story…
Who gives a shit, they’re both delicious.
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